Irony's a Bitch

Listening to: She's so High... again.

So I've been procrastinating on this essay I had and now I can't remember if it's due tomorrow or tuesday. So I've been trying to call my classmates and ask but they're all out!!! The only one who's number I know and haven't tried is the one of the guy who I like a lot.

My problem: I cannot speak to him for beans. It's horrible, here's a sample conversation

Him: Hey
Me (Thinking): For the love of god say something, ANYTHING, something interesting, something funny say ANYTHING!!!
Me (Out loud): Carne is spanish for meat.
Him: Uh... Okay. So can I borrow a pencil?
Me (Practically throwing it at him.): Sure, why not here's an extra incase that one brea- (Stops and puts away second pencil.) Uh, yeah here.
Him: Thanks.
Me: (Thinking: Idiot idiot idiot!!!) -slaps self- Ow... I think that was supposed to be mental.

Yeah there's something wrong with me.

Okay here goes nothing, I REALLY need to know this due date.

You know you love me,
Reika